if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
Drop Every Single Thing You Are Doing And Listen To This Game-Changing Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” Remix,
i almost got in a car accident because of this
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
wtf u doing bloggin while ur driving dumbass
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
“C’est la vie”, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.
Dante’s Inferno: a helpful diagram to eternal damnation
excuse me while i go die
This is totally re-re-re-rebloggable.
Wholock - The Doctor and Sherlock discuss the delicate subject of jumping out of cakes.